BOOMIN' GRANNY...

"Well I'm 26 And You're 80-
The Clock Is Ticking So You Better Not Front
We Can Go To My Place Or We Could Smoke A Blunt.
Well You're A Lovely Girl, Just Like B.Arthur
Just Turn Down The Lights So We Can Go Farther.
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plenty...
Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line-
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine.
Sophisicated, And So Mature,
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74.
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher.
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet.
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya Sweat
I Know I'm Younger, And Your Much Older
You Look So nice On My Chevy Nova.
I'm gonna Take Her To The Low Ryder Show, And Flaunt Ya
I Gotta Tell Ya Lady I Said I Want Ya, Boomin' Granny
Because I Need You Boomin' Granny...
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny...
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plenty..."

--Beastie Boys

this song is so funny.